Don't you send me to vm
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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