Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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