At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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