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So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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