is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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