so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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