I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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