I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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