This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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