we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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