I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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