I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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