You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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