just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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