those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The uberlube is also flammable
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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