And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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