Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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