Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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