I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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