You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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