No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize