big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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