When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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