So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
When did angry sex become our thing?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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