Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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