I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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