You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
