Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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