I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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