I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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