what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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