I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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