There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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