I want to stick my p in your. b.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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