So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
