she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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