Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
soo... how was my night?
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