So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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