Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
is it fun? or sober?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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