Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
