No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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