that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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