My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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