I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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