so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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