But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
only if we run a train.
done.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
be right there i have to get my cape
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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