We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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