She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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