all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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