I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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