you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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