are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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