i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
