He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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