She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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