More tranny stories later!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
