Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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